KGPian and Girlfriend

Normally I have seen that those who are from IIT don’t have girl friend. I could not understand reason for them. Why the girls do not like IITian though they have brand, money and everything. Every one is yawning always; whenever I use to chat with anyone. There is only one topic that reflects their frustration level. I think for us, cracking any level is easier than grabbing a girl friend. So they use to put their energy for their growth, hole (not whole) heartedly accepting the fate that we are not that much qualified or may be overqualified. Or we can say Girls are not made for us before marriage. It is not like that we are emotionless rather always use to think about girls only. Dreaming that one day any brave girl will come to shake hands but reality never comes. The only cheap thing we don’t use to do is running behind the girls like third degree engineering college B.Tech holders or crackpot. Those who do this are having many. It is hundred percent true that almost all girls like boys running behind them. I will write a blog about girl’s motive very soon. So here is one of the chat between two frust from KGP.

I have not edited anything except the font color and arrangement of sentences.So it is real chat ,still saved in my account.
Note : Upon request of Guru ,I changed the name.
Here it goes :----------

me: hey Guru
busy
???
aur sab thik ?
Guru : aur dost
mein mast tu suna
me: mera bhi thik hai
aur kuchh hawa pani kaisa hai
any update
Guru: mast hawa hai aur pani bhi acha hai
:P
me: new plan???
Guru: ??
me: CFA ???
Guru: kaunsa plan
me: or CAT ??
Guru: nahin yaar
abhi kuch nahin
me: shadi bhi nahin :)
Guru: na bhaiya
me: hahaha
dar kyun gaya be
Guru: tu baat hi aisi kar raha hai
me: hmm
to GF to ho gaya hoga na…
thik hai na ?
ab
itna to thik hai…
Guru: are nahin ayar
lukhe beteh hein
me: hahaha
sala mera bhi wahi hal hai be
kuchh kar na mere liye
plzzzzzzzzzzz
Guru: saale apne liye to kuch hua nahin..tera kya karunga mein
me: hahaha
kahan pe hai abhi
office mein
Guru: nahin ghar
me: bhatinda ??
Guru: nahin be pune
me: hmm
aur sab masti hai na ?
chalo enjoy life w/o gf
Guru: ha ha
same 2 u
me: han yar sala jee ke pehle hi decide kar lena chiya tha na
pata nahin tha gf nahin milega JEE ka thappa laga ke
hahaha
bbye

Another Chat with other than KGPian:

krissh.tbg: hi
me: hi buddy
krissh.tbg: hw r u
sir
kaisa jaa raha hai
me: fine
u ?
bas thik hai
krissh.tbg: me fine too
where r u
me: tu kahan pe hai
gurgaon
krissh.tbg: main to yaar mumbai main hi hu
me: kaun si company
krissh.tbg: are pahle pahchana ki nahi
me: are yaaar
krissh.tbg: arrre matlab pahchan gaye
me: hahaha
krissh.tbg: hahhahaa
aur bata
me: aur bata shadi wadi kab kar raha hai....
krissh.tbg: maiinto wohi software kmpny main hu
tu shadi kab kar raha hai
me: kya field hai tumhara
krissh.tbg: ab to buddha ho chuka hian
me: bhak sala abhi shadi nahin yaar
krissh.tbg: mar java
aisa kya hua
me: haan yaaar ab to jawani bhi chali gayi
tu abhi jawan hai na
???
krissh.tbg: shadi kar le nahi to riste bhi aan aband kar denge
ladki tujhe uncle kah ke bulayegi
me: hmm
krissh.tbg: :)
just kiddin
me: ab shadi kya karna
krissh.tbg: kya hua
koi mil gayi hain kya
me: are ab sahi mein buddddda ho gaya hun

krissh.tbg: hahhaha
aur abhi kolkata main
\hi hain naa
me: nahin yaaaar
krissh.tbg: software?
kaha hai
me: gurgaon
Helix Financial
krissh.tbg: kaun hi kmpny main
sahi hai
abhi kitna package de raha hai
me: are package ke peeche kyun para hai yaaar
krissh.tbg: mota kaha hai aur kaisa hai
me: itna deta hai ki jee leta hun
bas noon aur roti khake..hehehe
krissh.tbg: arre chal nahi poochta
me: wo kolkata mein mara raha hai
krissh.tbg: hahahahaha
kis kmplny main
han
me: ????
krissh.tbg: arre mota kis kmpny main hain aur kaha hain
koi khabar nahi hai
uski'
me: kolkata mein
same company
krissh.tbg: tumne kolkata kab chora
me: 17th nov
krissh.tbg: is 17 nov ko
sahi hai
aur bata
me: aur kuchh khas nahin yar
sala koi gf bhi nahin hai
krissh.tbg: maal ul pataya ki nahi ki ghar se hi shadi karne ka irada hai
are laaln bhaiya
me: hmm
krissh.tbg: ab shadi kar hi dalo
me: haha
krissh.tbg: ab to koi pressure nahi hain
me: sahi kehta hai
bahut pressure hai yar
krissh.tbg: dahej jyada bhadega nahi lakin mahengai badhti rahegi
me: hahaha
krissh.tbg: haan ghar se to bahut pressure hoga
me: tu kab kar raha hai
shadi
krissh.tbg: ab to hamare khelne kudne ke din gaye
meri dekho
me: haaaan yaaaaar
krissh.tbg: sayad main kmpny chor du
me: kyun
krissh.tbg: isliye kuch decide nahi kiya hai
hi yaar kaam ka bahut pressure rahata hai
1 baje raat ko kabhi aaya hu
me: business karna hai kya
krissh.tbg: is line se man bharr gaya hai
me: software hota hi hai aisa
krissh.tbg: nahi yaar pahle to koi govt job lelu
me: isisliye main bhaaaaaaaaaag gaya na
krissh.tbg: tab busiiness hi karenge
me: hmm
krissh.tbg: bahut ganda fld hai
sala
idhar se clint ka pressure
me: hmm
krissh.tbg: idhare se opm
ka pressure
me: hahaha
krissh.tbg: isse acccha to majdoori hai
me: sahi kehta hai
krissh.tbg: hahaha
me: but humlog majdoori bhi nhain kar sakte na
krissh.tbg: atleast ghar to samay pad aa sako
aaj family nahi hainto theek hain
me: haaan
ye to hai
krissh.tbg: lakin jab faimly hogi to kitni padesani hogi
me: yaaaaaaaa r abhi ke jamane mein paisa kaman bahut difficult hai
most difficult
krissh.tbg: haan sala upeer se ye ression
me: aur frustration bhi hota hai
krissh.tbg: bahut
me: aur ye recession to gaaaaaand mar di hai
krissh.tbg: mera to man karta hain ki do khich ke hath
pm ko
me: sab ki
hahaha
krissh.tbg: sahi be tera kya chal raha hain
me: mera to peaceful hai work
krissh.tbg: sahi hain
me: time pe aa jata hun
krissh.tbg: 'finential firm hain karna kya padta hain
me: sometime stretch karten hain
are KPO type
analytics
and tool dev
krissh.tbg: good
are kabhi vacency nikle to batana bhai
me: are ye company to ab B.Tech(IITian) ko bhi nahin leta hai
krissh.tbg: chalo peaceful hain to jan tak shadi kar le
me: sala bahut aenth raha hai
bhak sala
krissh.tbg: ab jyada mat soch
me: abhi ghar war banayenge
krissh.tbg: sale dahej leke
me: hahaha
krissh.tbg: ghar bana lena
me: bhak
krissh.tbg: hahahahaha
me: 2 saal abhi aur
uske baad turant shadi
krissh.tbg: hey bhagwan!!!!!!!!!!!
me: kya hua
krissh.tbg: hahahaha
me: haaan yarrrr
krissh.tbg: ghar se to chacha jee
bol rahe honge ki shadi kar lo ab
me: haaaaaaaaan
krissh.tbg: ghar gaye ho ki nhai
me: but ghar nahin hai na yaaar
nahin
jaungaaaaa april mein
krissh.tbg: abhi accha moka hain ghar le lo
delhi main
to bol rha hu
me: hmm
krissh.tbg: sasur jee de denge dahej main
:)
krissh.tbg: hahahahaha
krissh.tbg: hello
me: haan

(Got disconnected)

krissh.tbg: disconnect ho gaya tha
mota kato software hi hai naa
me: nahin yar
uska core
hai
krissh.tbg: sahi hai
accha hain
aur kmpny mai koi maal hai naa
patao
me: are wo to maaal ke peechhe hi ghooomte rehta hai
krissh.tbg: do saal tak jinda bhi rahna hai naa
me: hmm
me: abe wo bhi karna chor diya
krissh.tbg: hahaha
kya hua
aisa
me: shadhuuuuuu ban gaya hun
krissh.tbg: hahahaahahj
me: ab to sanyas hi bacha hai
krissh.tbg: kolkata main aish kiya tha ki nahi
me: kuchh garbar ho gaya to
nahin bhai
krissh.tbg: kaha garbar hi gayi bhai
me: main aish karne wala banda lagta hun kya ????
krissh.tbg: nahi yaar
isliye to poocha
me: hhhhhaha
krissh.tbg: nahi to kuch aur pooochta
hahahaahah
chal bye


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